Every so often, I find myself pulled into following a tragically voyeuristic reality show like Rock of Love, Brett Michael’s televised, borderline pornographic, quest for a mate, or Blow Out, a show about an upper-tier male hairstylist of questionable sexuality.
My current fixation is Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New York City. The show focuses on the lives of five very wealthy New York women, four of whom are married with children. The fifth is a reality TV veteran (from Martha Stewart’s Apprentice) and also very wealthy. I wouldn’t consider any of these women “housewives,” but the title refers more to Brie, Susan, and Gabriella, than to say, June Cleever.
As any show that focuses on the relationships between women, Real Housewives draws its drama from highlighting the differences between the women and focusing on the conflicts that arise. During those reality-tv “confessional” moments, they criticize and make fun of each other’s lives, spouses… even kids’ names aren’t off-limits. Granted, some of these moments are truly funny, like when Bethenny took a shot at Alex’s obsession with making her kids bi-cultural by insisting that the au pairs (yes, she has more than one) speak French exclusively with her children, one of whom is named Francois.
These women, despite their status (one is actually a Countess) are depicted as petty, jealous, and undermining. Their relationships seem based on class and maintaining the right contacts, but yet, they whine about not being invited to each other’s parties; they compete through their children; they compete through their marriages. And although they see themselves as supportive, these women regularly exchange thinly veiled snide comments and send gossipy text-messages about the others.
The relationships between the Real Housewives are only slightly less drama-ridden than the relationships between the women on ABC’s Desperate Housewives, but the show is missing something that Desperate Housewives has. The latter, fictional, show is often pretty moralistic about how the characters treat each other. We’re expected to see these relationships as ridiculous. By contrast, we’re supposed to see the relationships on the Real Housewives, as well…real.
God, I hope this isn’t reality (and yes, I’m fully aware of how much editing happens on these shows), but as a woman who for the past month has both witnessed and experienced several incidents of undermining, belittling, gossiping, and downright abuse involving other women, I have to say that Real Housewives has become a little painful to watch.
And Real Housewives in its depiction of women, doesn’t stand out. We women are taught to mistrust each other. We are taught to be territorial over our friendships, our places on the PTA, our position in the neighborhood and the workplace.
We are taught to undermine each other. And we know, even if we have no direct evidence, when we’re being undermined. There’s a definite vibe. There are the little criticisms disguised as feedback. The power plays in not returning phone calls or emails. The inside jokes and side exchanges. It’s a way of working within groups of women that we know well and that we’ve experienced so often, we can just feel it.
Of course, because being direct and honest isn’t the way we’re taught to communicate, we often come up with sneaky ways to get back. We wait for our chance. Just a few days ago, I felt a little bit of pleasure at getting the chance to throw an underminer under the bus. I still think she deserved it, but I’m ashamed that I couldn’t, as they say “rise above.” Most of the time, I try to be Captain High Road, but well, I’d just kind of had enough. And if I’m really honest with myself, perhaps her undermining was a desperate and grasping attempt to claim her territory, and that it wasn’t really anything to do with me.
But as always there is something to be learned, and I’m reminded to watch myself. Am I as kind and supportive as I can be? Am I slipping into what I call Mrs. Kravitz—think Bewitched—mode? If so, maybe it’s time to get busier…work in the garden, volunteer in the community, read (NOT self help, which I think makes us neurotic) books, do yoga, take a breath.
I remember a couple of years ago, my sister-in-law and I were struggling how to deal with an undermining woman in the family. I said, “I don’t know. She just really seems to hate women.” My daughter, Mira, who was six at the time, said, “That doesn’t make sense. If you’re a girl and you don’t like girls, that’s like hating yourself.”
So it is.

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April 4, 2008 at 1:44 pm
crseum
You never told me about blow out! I love finding out these dirty little secrets from you! I love this post. I was thinking OMG it’s my mean girl purse fight from last week! I think this type of response is outdated primal stuff. As if we will lose our place by the fire and our providers will let our children starve if the pta president doesn’t recognize our inherent personal worth. And you are right, we are not taught to be direct. AND we are taught to question our own perceptions (although sometimes im glad i have time to do this because when i have skewed perceptions sometimes a direct and honest recitation of my feelings can serve only to hurt others feelings and make me look stupid, thus causing much more damage than its worth). You hit on what ive found to be the most helpful thing for me as of late “maybe this isn’t about me”. It’s much easier for me to be kind when i remember that. Sometimes.
All said, I think that upon hearing the details of the bus throwing, you were much more high road-y than you even realized at the time. And it built bridges! Ok if gill comes here he will yell at me for making my comment longer than your post but it was just so rich! You are beautiful baby!
April 5, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Sukie310
Mira is very wise and I am one female who was never taught that women should be in competition with one another. I know there are women who are taught this but not all, so please don’t lump us all in that basket…. I for one treasure my girl friendships and respect each one as the individuals they are.. wouldn’t have it any other way.
April 5, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Jennifer
And we know, even if we have no direct evidence, when we’re being undermined. There’s a definite vibe.
This is so true. I was trying to explain this to my husband just this past week. I had picked up on a tried and true 7th grade tactic that was being used on me. He thought I was reading too much into it, but I know I wasn’t.
I’m continuing to try and rise above, but there are days when I’m tired and I hope that bus comes by and I can throw someone under it.
As for crseum’s comment, I think it is probably outdated primal stuff. I constantly wonder if it’s a woman’s need to be the only one in the room. A woman can only be impregnated once at a time, therefore, she needs to be the chosen one. Is there still some shred in our lizard brain that says we must still be the only one in the room and in order to not appear crazy and thus turn off a mate, we learn to silently shiv our female compatriots??
April 6, 2008 at 1:54 am
blue girl
Hey, Captain High Road! lol.
After my little run-in with The Ice Queen last week, I was telling a friend via email that I must go into situations with blinders on. I never know when I’m in trouble with another woman until I feel the knife in my back. And it always shocks me. I should’ve learned better a long time ago, but I’m completely shocked every time.
If I can’t just stay away from people that drive me crazy, I do tend to confront them. But, I think there’s a way to confront people without agitating the situation either further. Or so I think. I probably get the “nicey-nice” response, then they’re off to text message someone about what a witch I am. Who knows. As long as I’m rested and busy doing my own thing, I tend not to care.
Remember that post you wrote awhile back about getting out more? That’s one reason I don’t. Because people are insane! lol.
RE The NYC housewives. I watched it once. What shocked me was….I was really surprised they weren’t all Buffy’s with blonde bobs. I thought upper east side rich women would be way more preppy. I love seeing their apartments, though.
Anyway, great post. Keep taking that high road. I think you’ve given me an idea for my 100 word post tomorrow. So, thanks!
……My comment may be longer than crseum’s! We’ll see!
April 6, 2008 at 8:48 pm
lucy
Crse: I love your long comments, and I think there is a primal thing going on.
Sukie: I so appreciate your comment. I’m a little jaded from a recent experience right now, and I’m sorry if it seemed I was being hard on women. Let me clarify, by “taught” I mean by the culture. My mother never behaved this way with women, and I guess that’s why it’s always so hard for to figure out how to handle these situations.
Jennifer: I know what you mean. We see this kind of thing all of the time. How well I deal with it depends on the day;)
BG: Actually, your post about the Ice Queen, in part, inspired mine. You’re right about the real housewives…I also expected them all to be more stereotypically attractive and snooty. Can you believe that the one left the fashion show because she had to sit behind the other one. Yoi!
April 7, 2008 at 12:35 am
blue girl
I didn’t see the one with the fashion show. I saw the one where the cute mom with the dark hair was going out on the town (downtown) and leaving the kids home with the nanny. I don’t even remember what the big hoopla was, but there was hoopla. She had a cool kitchen though.
I meant to also say last night…about how you can get pulled into these shows? Sister, I can watch a full day marathon of Punk’d if I’m in the right mood and there’s enough pop and chocolate in the house.
April 7, 2008 at 12:46 am
Lucy
BG, She had a fantastic kitchen! She’s the countess (and, I have to say, my favorite). Oh, and I don’t even need the pop and chocolate, Sister. Tonight’s Rock of Love night you know. And, truly, I shouldn’t care at all bout Brett Michaels’s quest for love (and I really don’t care), but I will watch. I know I will, and I’m rooting for Ambre.