• Lucy Black: me
• Reg Black: my husband of 12 years who refused to allow me to call him Sirius
• Mira: my fabulous firstborn daughter, a hyper-responsible little worry wart and my reason for breathing
• Gwennie: my crazy secondborn daughter, a dramatic little goofball and my reason for putting one foot in front of the other
• Nina: my best friend of 14 years, soul sista, fabulous Manhattanite
• Robin: Nina’s betrothed, rockstar
• Crse: zany SIL, the bringer of laughter
• Roxie: my younger sister, mom of three, proud of her soccer momness
• Vic: Roxie’s husband, sometimes a total spousehole

Stay tuned for additions (and subtractions, so don’t eff with me)